There's nothing better than late-night Taco Bell. Or early-morning Taco Bell. Or anytime Taco Bell. Tonight was different, though. Tonight, I had some of their ground "beef" for the first time since I realized it was gross, and have since opted for "steak" options. It was purely by mistake. I thought I had bellowed "CHEESY BEAN AND RICE BURRITOS" into the speaker clearly enough for the taco jockey not fuck up my order. We even hashed it out back and forth to make sure we were both perfectly clear on what I wanted.
Supposedly you get what you pay for. I paid $.89 for bad meat. My girlfriend gets free gas tonight.
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